A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the veryhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he isstaring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am andhave been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear justabout everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that Iwould find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to besingle and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils the cabdriver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when theyget back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married andI'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloweenparty."
