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What Race Was Jesus?

What Race Was Jesus? (HUMOR)

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.
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But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment\'s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work
to do.

AMEN

Domain names

Thanks to mad_ from #3dfx for this one:

People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names.
Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com/
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com
And there is an Italian Power company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com