What Race Was Jesus?

What Race Was Jesus? (HUMOR)

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But then there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment\'s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work
to do.

AMEN