Routines

Weekday:

8am: Continuous alarm rings or pleasant music from the alarm music player, followed by throwing of the objects closest to the bed and/or smashing on top of with hand
8:10 Further alarms, repent with smashing on top of with hand
8:20 Alarm won't stop fucking with me, I unplug the power and go back to sleep
8:30 The alarm next to the bed goes off, Classical radio turns on and the signal is scrambled. Jammed with hand(s)
8:40 Finally time to get up. Shower!
9:10 Breakfast
9:40 Time to stop chatting on IRC and dress up
9:41 Leave for work
9:42 Stuck in traffic
11:00 late to work by one hour, heads roll

Weekend:
Sleep.
Wake up because of weekly cycle messing with your brain. Biological clock resumes order but go to sleep. Wake up 6 hours later with headache.